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Muffy-Vac Story

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I wish to emphasize that I did not write this, it was on SweetChastity.com and has since vanished. I am posting it here to preserve this story. Please do not credit me at all for this story.

Muffy-Vac Story
by WrapUp

OK… so I wanted to fuck it. But why would they make it look like that if they didn’t want me to. I want to take out the attachment that connects her pussy to the floor cleaner and stick my cock right in there. I want to do it with her arms and legs detached, and I want to stare into those eyes to see if there would be a reaction when I do it. God I want to so bad.

Amazing what passes for “alternative sentencing” these days. But with all the extreme mod’s walking around it is getting hard to tell what or who was who.

Was the French maid in the six in heels and 44DDD breasts walking the dog that way because she wanted it… or because they were convicted of some crime and agreed to that… instead of some scummy cell for life.

Getting one from the Sentencing program was easy and free, all you had to find a place to put her… it.. ummm them, in your home. Sorry for stuttering but you see the original gender is not important, as it doesn’t affect what they are when they are done with.. them. Harder to get rid of actually, once you made an agreement you had to pay for someone else to take them.

When I first saw the newest versions, they didn’t make sense. Blonde, brunette, redhead, attachments included, no power required. Hook it up and it will clean. But why… you could get one of the maids for nothing, and you give it a vacuum cleaner and you’re done. Maid who vacuums.

I really hate seeing the warning every time I take the vacuum out of the case. “Warning, dangerous suction, keep all hands and all other body parts away from inlet” “Other body parts”… I know what they meant… keep your cock out of the vacuum horny boy. What kind of warning is that anyway… and what guy has not thought of sticking his cock in the inlet tube of a vacuum cleaner on a lonely night alone at home.

The Vacuum case is heavy, so I don’t really move it around much, keep it in a back room where I can just open the top and pull out the parts. Sometimes I take it out just to look at it, but it does such an amazing job that I could put off using for a month at a time, but I love to see it work.

The redhead model appealed to me at some strange basic level, the red hair in ringlets falling across the pearl white shoulders and the black latex French maid outfit. I also liked the brunet, but there was something special about the redhead model. Large breasts filling up the top of the outfit. Why does a vacuum need breasts, if they can reengineer a human into a vacuum, why not just make it a chrome cylinder. Wasn’t interested in the blonde model.

I had moved the dress out of the way to feel them, and they were perfect. But then I feel guilty about groping my vacuum cleaner and I put them back in the top. I could have sworn I saw some recognition in her eyes.

I pull out the main body of the vacuum and set it on the floor, and then pull out the attachments.

God I always get so excited when it is out of the case. I snap on her legs and arms… put the floor attachment up to her crotch and away she goes. She will vacuum until I unhook the floor attachment, dust until I take off her arms.

I have had it for a week, it has been out of the box everyday.

The one time I left her alone when she couldn’t find any more dirt in the house she waited at the front door and when I walked in started running her attachments over me. Can’t say I didn’t like it… but the brushes are sort of rough, and there is that warning.

But god… can you imagine that suction.

While they had agreed to a life of service, I guess they don’t assume they agree to a life as a sex toy. So there were rules of course. You can use the model like that French maid on the street to clean your toilet, but you couldn’t use it like one. People do of course, and no one has ever explained why they make them the way they do. But we know… much more attractive to have someone who looks like a movie star cleaning your apartment then a toothless drug addict.

There are news stories of course… all “amusing”, and have the same theme. Man or women bring home one of the new gadgets, like a maid engineered too look like a movie star… and then is trapped in the house by this thing gone a wild. No one gets hurt, and everybody is fine.

Everyone talked about for weeks was a dog-walking maid where the dog ran away. Apparently it’s conditioning to “take care of the dog” was a bit strong.

When the owner came home the made grabbed him shoved him to the ground. Every time he tried to stand up she pushed him back to the ground. As the maid has endless patience for this… and in the modified state has super human strength, this went on for hours until he just stayed on all fours and tried to move. “oh… you want to go for walk”, at which point it hooked a collar and leash around him neck and dragged him into the back yard.

The Maid had been so traumatized by the initial loss of the real dog that it never let the guy out its sight or control. Quickly replacing the simple leash with a lock and chain when the maid discovered that her dog could untie knots. Placing a modified bark collar on his neck when the dog wouldn’t stop “barking”.

You can guess the rest… dog food, drinking out of a bowl. Tied to a pole in the backyard.

Two months later he was “rescued” when the Maid dutifully brought the “dog” to the vet for some shots. But it took a specially trained SWAT team to get the Maid to release control of her former master. The evening news quipped that he still has tendency to sleep on the floor.

But I am completely obsessed with it. When I first took it out of the case, I had put my hand in front of the inlet… and did feel the suction start, strong and hard. Almost scared I pulled my hand away, and somehow the motor, “giggled”, but I was not sure. It does really make any noise other than the sound of the vacuum running, and the sound of rushing air past the inlets, and a blank expression.

You know it doesn’t just suck from the crotch; it uses an attachment that runs to the mouth for a hand vac. So you can imagine for yourself, the thoughts about lying on top of it, cock being sucked between her legs, my mouth locked on hers as she sucks my tongue into her mouth. I imagine her arms and legs encircling me, locked in a hard vacuum embrace. How long would I be stuck there… would it know if it was hurting me, would it care.

Do they have place they don’t tell people about… rooms where men locked permanently, crotch and mouth to their former appliances are kept. Or is it just the side benefit of putting something that looks like that into a single man’s house. More subjects for alternative sentencing.

These are thoughts I have as I lie in bed with the case open and look at it lying there in pieces. Lying on my stomach I reach down once again run my hand up under the smooth cool latex dress to feel it’s firm skin. You can justify anything when you are horny and alone so I pull the torso into the bed with me… and wrap my arms around it as I pull the covers over us. Sort of like a teddy bear with breasts, sort of.

With the arms and legs off… her crotch is smooth plastic like a Barbie doll’s. Sexless. My initial reluctance to touch it has past and now I spend a lot of time running my hands over it. The breasts are always there, firm and soft. But the other parts that a man would be interested in, are closed, and hard.

So I satisfy myself by rubbing myself between those wonderful breasts. Or under the weight of her upturned ass between herself and the bed, which was nice for a couple of times but I now know I will do it.

I will fuck it.

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